there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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