Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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