ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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