So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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