Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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