he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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