Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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