Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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