That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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