Buhtt sex?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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