No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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