I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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