The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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