im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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