D3 body, D1 cock
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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