I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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