I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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