apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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