He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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