Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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