So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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