So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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