He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize