Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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