He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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