just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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