Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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