Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
