Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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