I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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