Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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