doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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