I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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