I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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