I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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