I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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