i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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