Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So. Much. Porn.
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