Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I am naked and annoyed.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
