is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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