I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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