whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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