is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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