whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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