My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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