I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
