would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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