What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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