he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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