I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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