Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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