just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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