My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
