K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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