i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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